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< blackhand > goddamnit greed, could you be any more vague.
Date: 2018-05-30 02:40 am (UTC)All right. So I have an entrance. And the target is a safe? Easy enough.
What do you want out of it?
[Finders keepers, losers weepers if you don't specify, Greed. Two can play at being assholes tonight.]
<avaricious> ASSHOLE INCARNATE here to ruin your day
Date: 2018-05-30 02:46 am (UTC)you vve got it. pretty sim ple no ?
no w that sa littlebit of a secret. i wan tt it. on ce you br ig it hre, i'll gi ve yu somth in in return. nothin gs free fter all ri ght ?
wh t do you want ?
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-30 02:57 am (UTC)Simple.
It won't be a secret once my hands are on it. You don't expect me to bring back the whole safe, do you?
First pick from the next three months' worth of Nest supplies. A crate worth of items each month.
<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-30 03:09 am (UTC)th'ts the dell. take it or lve it frind. as foor that - don tt think thts a very smart iddea hm ?
seemmss fair to mme. sto cke or rosch. tell ttheem itts a payment. if hhey hve anyquestions they can com to me.
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-30 03:17 am (UTC)I don't lug around safes--tiny or not--around with me. The lock WILL be picked when I get my hands on it.
I can keep a secret. That's no big deal.
It's just I will be taking a peek. And I will know whatever it is once I do.
More to the point: if there's more than one item in the safe, I need to know which one you want back intact.
<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-30 03:28 am (UTC)coins, a coup le of ri ngs. a b ox. br i g them all too m e and my offr stands. don t and considr it off th tble. an d bfore you start
ill kn ow if nything's missig. c'mon friend. who do yyou thin youre tlking to?
one chn ce, chief.
its yur decision.
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-30 03:35 am (UTC)It's all mine.
Until I decide to hand it over.
Don't tell a thief about something if you don't want them to take it.
<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-30 03:39 am (UTC)sui tt yoursel f. wo nntt rlly do you mmch ayyway but
cntt relly let ou do that.
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-30 03:42 am (UTC)I doubt it's worth the effort though.
Don't worry so much, Greed. I'm sure you'll get your things back eventually.
<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-30 03:45 am (UTC)again sorrry. but htts nt relly how it works
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-30 03:52 am (UTC)Do you want your things are not?
Or do you think you can make this a little more challenging. You don't plan to try and stop me now, do you?
<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-30 03:58 am (UTC)no tt really. everything's ggot a pri ce chief.
oh - ? iss that what you wan t? i relly hop e d we culd do thi s peacully but as i saaid brfe
itss your choice.
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-30 04:10 am (UTC)It'd be a race they'd lose.
<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-31 12:06 am (UTC)aah well. gusss htsts ho w its gunna be isnt t
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-31 02:05 am (UTC)Up to you.
<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-31 02:17 am (UTC)tell youuu wh t. yuu get tthrr first and the csh's all you rs. ust need the box.
un lless you rrlly want to mak this mo r diffic lt thn it has to be
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-31 02:25 am (UTC)<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-31 02:27 am (UTC)hat worri ed?
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-05-31 02:49 am (UTC)Not even remotely.
<avaricious>
Date: 2018-05-31 02:54 am (UTC)Good. Guyyss like you
i woul dnt expect anything less.
just don tt disppoint hm m ?
< blackhand >
Date: 2018-06-07 05:06 am (UTC)I won't.